Phenomenalist
About why the 5-modal Joshi is the only one in his head, exploring
solitude and solipsism
Berkeley: Reprise
In which the graduated Joshi revisits his wayward words, exploring
pretention and purpose
P ≟ NP
About why the quiet Joshi might never find the right words in polytime, exploring
decision and decidability
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About that which the opinionated Joshi's can't live without, exploring
Symbols and storytime
Again.
In which the constipated Joshi explodes while cooking, exploring
metaphysics and metametaphysics
Dissonance MachineSoon
In which the improvising Joshi takes the scenic route, exploring
FSD and floaters
Ouroboros
In which the broken-record Joshi says the same thing over and over and over and
over and over
Hawking Radiation
About the ephemeral Joshi's art-making, exploring
rumination and revelation
Too Many BoxesSoon
In which the claustrophobic Joshi goes home home, exploring
compartmentalization and confrontation
God's Eye View
About the non-deterministic Joshi's infinite branches, exploring
entropy and epistemology
Laundry Day
About why the intergenerational Joshis love folding clothes, exploring
mistakes and multiplicity
Baryogenesis
About the physical Joshi's first phase, exploring
antimatter and asymmetry
fork()Soon
In which the pathetic Joshi takes 4 months to learn a simple lesson, exploring
longing and lament
Two Drifters, Off to See the World
About the tethered Joshi's race's Rat Race, exploring
matter and mind
More Sonic Capacitors
Which relates the sonic Joshi's checkpoints, exploring
commits and catharsis
Shit's Calm
About why the 'cursed' Joshi's problems are actually solvable, exploring
depth and depression
Beauty is Fragile
...
Pyrus = Px, P ∈ ℝ^(3×n)Soon
In which the 3+1D Joshi makes biryani, exploring
purpose and projection
Tensor Residence Scheduling
In which the juggling Joshi abuses the NUMA hierarchy with NVLink-C2C, exploring
memory and mechanism
Bad Egg
Decoding a 322 millisecond embedding between the lucid Joshi and GPT-12x, exploring
insight and I/O-bounds
std::queue<Being> existence
In which existence[n] addresses his neighbors, exploring
fate and FIFO
Serpentdipity
About the conversation the delusional Joshi had on his birthday, exploring
sincerity and solitude
Thousand-Bite Dinner
In which the bored Joshi almost steps on something, then does, exploring
surplus and scarcity
Echo Chamber of the Living
About the arbitrary Joshi's loss function, exploring
gradients and gravity
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In which the lucid Joshi dissects free will with 5 sentences, exploring
sets and stochasticity
Kangaroo Court
In which the amortal Joshi finally goes to sleep, exploring
salvation and surrender
2020
In which the clumsy Joshi accidentally destroys the spacetime continuum, exploring
gratitude and growth
Poetry is Pointless
About why the cynical Joshi thinks philosophy is just another coping-mechanism, exploring
vulnerability and vindication
Inception 2
About why the sleeping Joshi savors the mundane, exploring
sights and surreality
Half Man, Half Machine Learning
In which ChatGPT is always there for the dependent Joshi… until it isn't, exploring
availability and autonomy
Sonic Capacitors
In which the cathartic Joshi discharges some of his favorite songs, exploring
sounds and sentiments
iPhone 26 Nouveau Ultra+
In which the panpsychist Joshi's new phone acts a little off, exploring
sentience and singularity
My Cold Fingers Say
Which relates vignettes of the nostalgic Joshi's favorite tactile memories, exploring
touch and thoughtfulness
2030
In which Sir Joshi saves this journey from an anticlimax, exploring
humility and hope
Three(ish) Words
Describing the contradictions of the indescribable Joshi, exploring
expectation and expression
DFS
In which the caffeinated Joshi attends a lecture on space complexity, exploring
wondering and wandering
CTRL-z CTRL-y
In which the mutable Joshi is convinced that something has changed, somewhere, without his knowing, exploring
perfectionism and paranoia
Practicing for Disappointment
Which relates the conversation the sweaty Joshi expects to have on his next date, exploring
anxiety and apocalypse
Masochist Mountain
About why the restless Joshi will never let himself be satisfied, exploring
valor and validation
A Solipsist Language
Relating the amusing musings of the confusing Joshi concerning the nature of nature, exploring
TMs and termination
The Other Side of the Pond
In which the haughty Joshi sees a hottie staring back, exploring
virtue and vanity
Customer Disservice
In which the unstoppable Joshi meets an immovable object, among other legendary events, exploring
motivation and Murphy's law
Severed Finger
In which the disillusioned Joshi silences the noise, exploring
industry and identity
Wandering Elsewhere
About what happened to the young Joshi's first romance after myriad missteps, exploring the timeless themes of meandering and maturing
Lucid Dreams
About the inconvenient realizations had by the tipsy Joshi after the sixth beer, exploring begrudging and belonging
Ephemera
About the destroyed coffee cups that made the clingy Joshi let go of the past, exploring moments and memory
Ballad of the Balance Wheel
In which the nihilist Joshi dissects his beloved wristwatch, exploring morality and mortality
The Stood-Up Fool
In which a further account is given of the resigned Joshi's first romance after overhearing some gravely unwelcome news, exploring rejection and resilience
United In Censorship
In which the unmasked Joshi decodes a garbled soliloquy, exploring avoidance and acceptance
The Great Rat Race
About the contrived and prolonged game of numbers imposed upon the carefree Joshi by none other than the ambitious Joshi, exploring perfection and purpose
Runaway Train
In which the steadfast Joshi dishonors his post to play ball with friends, exploring satiety and sacrifice
Captain Obvious
In which final resolution is given of the sappy Joshi's first romance upon revisiting some awfully briny messages, exploring stagnation and self-actualization
Pyrus's Molarious Mole Jokes
Plus, other equally terrible puns
How to connect to WiFi
Plus, unwinding Linux's network stack
Shell Shock
Plus, a survey of undesigned software
Englizsh
Plus, the history of natural language interfaces
¬Coding
Plus, the Monkey Comparison problem
The N in NLP
Plus, a way to unit test LLM prompts through embeddings
VERSION
Plus, sexy libc functions
Algorithmic Monism
Plus, A labor-market approach to inference scheduling in soft-real-time
The Tradeoffs of Compression
Plus, why we'll never declaw intelligence due to Moore's law